Top 10 Things a Geek Does Not Want To Hear From an Ex.
- 10 I have Come To Get My 360 Back
- 09 I saw what you said about me on Face book
- 08 I hope you don’t mind, I posted those pictures from Mardis Gras on Flickr.
- 07 I want half the GOLD from you WOW character.
- 06 I have called the RIAA, MPAA, and The CIA.Have a nice day
- 05 LOTR Is Better than Star Wars.
- 04 I have started on online comic dedicated to how stupid you are.
- 03 You really should have turned off that web cam after we broke up.But you are a hit on you tube.
- 02 I got a baby sitter and tickets to Maury and I’d like you to come with me.
- 01 Your Coding Skills are the only things weaker than you skill as a lover.
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The List
Top ten tutorials on the web. Found this while surfing GeekLikeMe.Net, on of my daily stops.
Cool list of tutorials.
Thanks to http://www.cameronolthuis.com for pulling them together and thanks to GeekLikeMe.Net for pointing them out.
The Forums at Blog Advance has a topic that has several hundred responses. 1000 Things not to say right after sex
Here are some samples:
5. What do you mean you “lost the key” and who is Bruno?
6. Your brother does it better.
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43. This is Suzzy from the office and She thinks your cute honey.
49. You looked a lot less like the family dog last night.
You get the idea. You want to read it is open to the public. To add to them you need to register.
TheMadAdmin.
All are based on real requests made by our IT Department.
10 I need a Mac so I can learn to troubleshoot the marketing department.
09 Using surround sound will let me hear error alerts much better.
08 I need a wide screen laptop so I can fit more work on my desktop.
07 I know I am a network admin, but the webmaster training will teach me to script the server.
06 Yes I need the water cooling system, how else am I going to over clock the server?
05 I need a server at my desk with plenty of storage, so I can backup the network, nothing to do with those movie downloads. Oh and it needs a DVD burner as well.
04 Three screens is a minimum. Any less and I’d never get my work done.
03 I need the new Pocket PC phone. Yeah the one that can play music. No I need it so I can use…Remote Desktop, yeah remote desktop protocol.
02 I need to upgrade my Graphics Card, the Radeon X1900 should do well and help me open emails much quicker.
01 I know my PC is 2 months old, but it is too slow. I need the new Duo processor and several gigs of Ram. It’s the only way I can keep up with the work flow around here.
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