All are based on real requests made by our IT Department.
10 I need a Mac so I can learn to troubleshoot the marketing department.
09 Using surround sound will let me hear error alerts much better.
08 I need a wide screen laptop so I can fit more work on my desktop.
07 I know I am a network admin, but the webmaster training will teach me to script the server.
06 Yes I need the water cooling system, how else am I going to over clock the server?
05 I need a server at my desk with plenty of storage, so I can backup the network, nothing to do with those movie downloads. Oh and it needs a DVD burner as well.
04 Three screens is a minimum. Any less and I’d never get my work done.
03 I need the new Pocket PC phone. Yeah the one that can play music. No I need it so I can use…Remote Desktop, yeah remote desktop protocol.
02 I need to upgrade my Graphics Card, the Radeon X1900 should do well and help me open emails much quicker.
01 I know my PC is 2 months old, but it is too slow. I need the new Duo processor and several gigs of Ram. It’s the only way I can keep up with the work flow around here.
Digg it!!!
this list is all wrong
Comment by usocrazy — March 28, 2006 @ 4:25 pm
I’ve got no idea what most of that is, so I’d let you have it, just in case
Comment by Deb — March 28, 2006 @ 5:41 pm
it’s actually a quite boring list.. not funny at all, did you write these yourself? it’s like someone tried to be funny but failed.. better luck next time.. no digg.
Comment by andreas — March 29, 2006 @ 6:33 am